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A Pastel Beginning   Leave a comment

Posted June 30, 2016 by henrymowry in Photography

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Everglades Sunset   Leave a comment

This epic sunset picture of Everglades National Park is 1 of 16 new stamps celebrating the National Park Service. Photo by Paul Marcellini. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 6/6/16.

This epic sunset picture of Everglades National Park is 1 of 16 new stamps celebrating the National Park Service. Photo by Paul Marcellini. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 6/6/16.


Everglades National Park

Unique Scenery

Posted June 29, 2016 by henrymowry in National Parks

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Water   Leave a comment

The Board Chronicles: Lompoc Flower Festival 2016   3 comments

The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.

Lompoc Flower FestivalWe don’t do many summer events, but I thought this would be a good one for us. Missed it last year … managed to book it this year.

Average June temperatures in Lompoc peak in the low 70s. With our thermometer consistently going over 100* lately, it seemed like my timing here was fabulous.

On the other hand, the Sherpa fire broke out in Santa Barbara County last week, and was within 15 miles of Lompoc. Over a couple of mountain ranges, not that close … but in the neighborhood. Freeways were definitely being impacted. By the time of the show, though, that fire’s impact was zero.

So, what’s ahead of us? A 2+ hour drive each way, a getaway weekend to a never-visited community on the Central Coast, and an event with our new trailer (yes!). What awaits us? The great unknown that is the 64th annual Lompoc Flower Festival!

New Ideas

  • Mrs M was inspired to do several lotions with flower scents, so you know she was excited to be doing this event. She’s not exactly a flowery kind of girl.
  • The trailer! We bought a 6×10 trailer, so no more U-Haul for me. Thank goodness.
  • First getaway weekend in a while, so we have high costs with hotel, gas, food, booth fee … we had about $1,000 in expenses before we started selling.
  • Took the new trailer off-roading … to unload in the park, and then to park the trailer in the outfield. Both drives were ever so bumpy due to the gopher damage that was pervasive in this park. It was very difficult to drive on the turf, much less walk on it without breaking an ankle!
  • This is actually a 5-day event, but the arts & crafts vendors (like us!) don’t show up until Friday. So, we’re missing Wednesday & Thursday, for what that’s worth.


  • We decided late, and our application was late, so I called the office to see if it was possible to register a month in advance of the event. It took a bit of patience, but when I finally got the organizer on the phone (she had been out sick), Inga was truly a delight on the phone, helping me pick the perfect location, advising me on how to set up, etc.
  • I booked a cheap hotel. Not the cheapest; it was well reviewed. Relatively. And it was cheap ($146 for a Saturday night on an event weekend. “Cheap.”). I couldn’t remember the name of the hotel; I told Velda I thought it was “Motel One.” “What,” she replied. “We couldn’t afford Motel Six?”
  • Nope.
  • Friday was a killer. We arrived early to set up, and were done well ahead of the gate opening at 12noon. The day was a real snooze with sales of only $235, spread across 9 transactions in 6 hours. (sigh)
  • I read a book. The day was not a total loss. And when I say I read a book, I read it all. At the event.
  • Saturday again started out very  S  L  O  W  L  Y  due to the parade which started at 10am: the same time that the gates opened and we had to man the booth. Our business was simply inconsequential until after the parade. This parade had more pregnant pauses in it than is healthy for civic pageantry. In my opinion.
  • This is a big party – for 5 days – in a little town (Lompoc’s population is about 43,000). Live music. Beer garden. Carnival. Community. High school reunions (for both the 20th & 30th years) were coordinated to coincide with the event, and shade structures were erected to comfort those in a spot of shade while they were contemplating their wasted youth. Or whatever they were contemplating.
  • Saturday was packed once people started hitting the gates shortly after noon. Big sales day, with 3 big cutting boards sold. This was a good day. We made our informal goal for this event entirely on Saturday. It ended up being about 65% of total sales.
  • Quite a parade of humanity went by the booth. I was surprised by the transvestite cyclist wearing fishnet hose and a platinum bob, though. I mean, wouldn’t you be?
  • Sunday was again a slow day, with limited sales in the morning and few sales at the end of the day, as well. We did do well in a short amount of time, though, with Sunday sales equaling about 25% of the total.
  • Our neighbor has done this event for 19 years … and said this was a good year for her. Above average, she said. Other local crafters (a candle maker & a nut coater) agreed that this was a good year. Both sold out on Saturday.
  • Ashley came by on Sunday and placed a large special order with Velda. Ashley discussed her upcoming nuptials with us when we met her at Sissy’s on Saturday night … and I gave her my business card. She read it as “Mr Handsome.”
  • Ashley is a wise and wonderful friend.
  • Velda sold a few of her flower scents, but not a huge number. Maybe next week’s event will be wanting the flower scents. After all, now she’s got something for the gardenia lovers out there. Pity she didn’t have an answer for the person that wanted a verbena-scented lotion. It’s a big world out there….
  • Great event for us, and the first event we’ve had for sales to finish in 4 digits with a 3 in front. And that’s a great number! This ended up as our 3rd best sales event ever.
  • As we were loading out, a gopher stuck his head out of his hole about 3′ from where I was standing. He did it just to taunt me, of course. It worked. I kicked dirt in his hole, just to show him.
  • If you’ve ever fought gophers, you know that Bill Murray had the only right solution in Caddyshack. Just sayin’.
  • Requests included cribbage boards (still NO), backgammon boards (always NO) and the most requests were for chess pieces, of course (still NO).

The Food

Thursday Dinner: We were limited because the Jeep had the trailer on the hitch, so I wanted to walk to dinner. No problem, the hotel manager said, there are 9 restaurants within 2 blocks. What’s the best? Floriano’s, he said. So we went … and Velda had what she called her worst restaurant meal ever. Not. Good.

Friday Breakfast: McDonald’s # 4. Hello, old friend.

Friday Lunch: Fair food … I got a tri tip sandwich from the Lompoc Kiwanis that was OK, but far too much bread to eat. Messy.

Friday Snack: Frozen Yogurt. Chocolate, of course.

Friday Dinner: La Botte … with the best Bruschetta EVER. Highly recommended.

Saturday Breakfast: Burger King something. Not my favorite, but the parade route was already blocked off, so we had to make due with what we could drive to. And then thru.

Saturday Lunch: Fair food  … today was taquitos from some local organization (a church? don’t know), and the sauce dribbled over our tablecloth because the taquitos were served on a single hot dog paper “coffee filter” thingy. Decidedly not OK.

Saturday Snack: Ben & Jerry’s chocolate chocolate goodness. Velda said the frozen yogurt lady was on a break, so she had to get Ben & Jerry’s. Ya gotta love fair food.

Saturday Dinner: Sissy’s Uptown Cafe, with an absolutely delectable menu. And we met the incredible Ashley here, so this was a great meal from every perspective.

Sunday Breakfast: American Host, with a classic breakfast because we had the time for it. Highly recommended.

Sunday Lunch: Fair food from 2 other local organizations … French bread pizza (served on a plate!) & 2 egg rolls (served in a styrofoam cup). Because I could.

Sunday Snack: Back to frozen yogurt.

Sunday Dinner: A quick burger before we hit the road for the long drive home.

The Facts

  • Total miles driven: 278
  • Booth cost: $375
  • # of people we met during the event from the producer: 2
  • Visits in our booth by a promoter’s representative: many
  • Total sales: $3,088
  • # containers of product taken: All of them
  • # boards available: 141
  • Friday alarm: none needed
  • Saturday alarm: 7am
  • Sunday alarm: 7am
  • # transactions: 85
  • # soap & lotion vendors: one other lotion vendor, offering a “10 minute face lift.” There was  also a beginning, local vendor there selling “organic bath bombs.” Mrs M was not impressed, but as she said, we were there not long ago. Our first event was just 2 years and 3 months ago.
  • # woodworking vendors: three. One made toys & also did some scroll saw work … the second made routed signs. And then there was me.
  • Edge grain vs. end grain: 26:4
  • Returning next year? Absolutely.

Boards sold: 30

Magic Bottle Openers: 10

Cheese Boards: 7

Small Boards: 3

Large Cutting Boards: 2

Lazy Susans: 2

Large Surfboard 1

Medium Surfboards: 1

Small Surfboard: 1

Large Sous Chef Board: 1

Small Sous Chef Board: 1

Special Order: 1

Daylight’s End   1 comment

The Stars Above, The Fire Below   Leave a comment

Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park & the Milky Way. Photo by Ryan Coad. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 6/2/16.

Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park & the Milky Way. Photo by Ryan Coad. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 6/2/16.


Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park

Earth Should Not Steam, Right?

Hawaii Is Growing

Welcome To Summer   Leave a comment

Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore is located on Lake Michigan. Photo by Lorie D'Elia. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 5/27/16.

Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore is located on Lake Michigan. Photo by Lorie D’Elia. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 5/27/16.

Posted June 24, 2016 by henrymowry in Photography

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Odds & Ends. And A Lazy Susan.   Leave a comment

Mr-Ms-Logo---LargeIt’s summer. Thank goodness.

The Spring Fling is but a memory, and now we’re moving on to one of our few summer events.

Very few summer events. Thank goodness.

This week, we’re going to Lompoc (never been there!) for the Lompoc Flower Festival. No clue what awaits us, but Lompoc has been considered a key source of flower seeds for the world, I’m told. So, they have a Flower Festival, and we’re going.

After all, it’s forecast to be 30* cooler there than it is in Santa Clarita this weekend, and we are SO in.

As is my tradition, a few boards got finished just in time for this grand event. Some are off cuts. Some are special orders, and a few are actually added to my constantly shrinking inventory for this event.

After this weekend, we’re back in SoCal for next weekend to make more stuff … for the July 4th event in downtown Ventura. Hope to see you soon!


My Favorite Posts From Year 4   1 comment

Installing Oneida's V3000 Dust Collection System

Installing Oneida’s V3000 Dust Collection System is now 4!

Only one of my favorite posts from this past year also appeared on the “most read” list that was posted yesterday … and that post was about installing my new Dust Collection System. This post was linked by a reader on the woodworking Reddit forum, and it went viral from there.

I’m happy that many people found that post worthwhile, but I’m actually a lot more excited that the V3000 has made such a huge improvement in the air quality in the shop! That’s why that installation was so important; the blog post just documented that importance, and other people are interested. That’s a good thing.

The first 2 threads that I see in this collection of favorite posts are that I like writing about learning, and I’m doing a lot in the garage woodshop.

And I don’t see those trends changing any time soon.

Just like the other common thread that’s here: family. Also, not changing any time soon. Right?

Here are my favorite blog posts from the past 12 months. If you missed some of these good reads along the way, please enjoy!

13 Things Learned In The Shop Last Weekend

Five Things I Didn’t Know About The Confederate Flag

Things I Learned Watching The Superbowl

Things I Learned Watching The Superbowl

How Far We’ve Come

Installing Oneida’s V3000 Dust Collection System

Mrs M’s New Booth: # 4

My Left Kneecap

My Mother, Who Is Grand

Ten Things That Will Disappear In My Lifetime

The Board Chronicles: California Strawberry Festival 2016

The Nearly Lost Recipe

The View From The Hubble Telescope

Things I Learned At The Street Fair, 2015

Things I Learned Watching The Superbowl

Why? You Ask Why?

Why? You Ask Why?

Why? You Ask Why?

You Get Your News Where?


My Favorite Posts From Year 3

My Favorite Posts From Year 2

My Favorite Posts From Year 1

Posted June 22, 2016 by henrymowry in Media

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Most Read Posts From Year Four   1 comment

Wild Mushroom Cobbler

Wild Mushroom Cobbler

“The winner … and STILL champeen … Wild Mushroom Cobbler!”

For the 3rd year in row, Velda’s recipe has been the most read post on Two quick facts result:

  1. If you haven’t made this recipe yet, then you are missing out.
  2. Velda made this recipe only once this past year, and I’m the poorer for it.

Here are the most read posts from’s 4th year:

Wild Mushroom Cobbler

Portraits: Ulysses S Grant

Installing Oneida’s V3000 Dust Collection System

Carlsbad Caverns National Park

US Flag: Common Display Mistakes

Ulysses S Grant, Official White House Portrait

Ulysses S Grant, Official White House Portrait

Portraits: Lyndon B Johnson

Petrified Forest National Park

Portraits: John Adams

Roasted Sweet Potatoes with Smoked Paprika

Velda’s Ahi Wraps

Portraits: Ronald Reagan

Orange Liqueur Taste Test

Portraits: Woodrow Wilson

Portraits: Bill Clinton

The Use and Abuse of Facebook


Installing The Oneida V3000 Dust Collection System

Installing The Oneida V3000 Dust Collection System

Most Read Posts From Year Three

Most Read Posts From Year Two

Most Read Posts From Year One

Posted June 21, 2016 by henrymowry in Media

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