Archive for June 2016

Angel’s Landing at Zion National Park in Utah. A strenuous climb and a steep, narrow ridge lead to the summit, where an expansive panorama is well worth the effort. This trail can get crowded – please remember to be safe. Photo courtesy of Brock Slinger. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 6/4/16.
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Zion National Park
It’s been 6 months since I’ve had surfboards at a show, but I had 11 make it out of the shop in time for the Spring Fling.
And at that final event, 4 of these 11 were sold. That wasn’t due to pent-up demand … I am simply making a shaped board that is rather popular in the surf-friendly environs of SoCal. I believe.
You know that means I have to make more, right?
But maybe, just maybe, it won’t take me 6 months to get more of them done this time. I can only hope!
Small surfboards are approximately 5″ wide x 16″ long. Medium surfboards are approximately 8″wide and 20″ long. All of these boards are 3/4″ thick, and are made for 2-sided use (so they have no rubber feet).
I know some people display one side and use the other, but you can ride the waves however you like, brah.
Medium Surfboard 16 – 01. Canarywood, Purpleheart & Bubinga.
Medium Surfboard 16 – 02. Jatoba & Hard Maple. Sold in its first showing.
Medium Surfboard 16 – 03. Cherry, Hard Maple & Black Walnut.
Medium Surfboard 16 – 04. Hard Maple, Jatoba, Cherry & Black Walnut.
Small Surfboard 16 – 01. Hard Maple, Bloodwood & Bubinga. Sold in its first showing.
Small Surfboard 16 – 02. Birds Eye Maple, Black Walnut & Canarywood.
Small Surfboard 16 – 03. Cherry, Black Walnut & Birds Eye Maple.
Small Surfboard 16 – 04. Hard Maple, Jatoba & Black Walnut.
Small Surfboard 16 – 05. Black Walnut, Hard Maple & Purpleheart. Sold in its first showing.
Small Surfboard 16 – 06. Hard Maple & Purpleheart.
Small Surfboard 16 – 07. Black Walnut, Purpleheart & Hard Maple. Sold in its first showing.
Small Surfboard 16 – 08. Hard Maple, Black Walnut, Padauk & Yellowheart.
I make 2 kinds of Magic Bottle Openers. One kind is for mounting on the wall – that’s the single magic kind.
The double magic kind, though will stick to your attractive refrigerator.
If you have an attractive one, that is.
I get into trouble with my explanations sometimes. I mean, who wants a random person like me to call their refrigerator ugly?
So maybe I should not say an attractive refrigerator … maybe I should instead say that you need a receptive refrigerator. That’s it. Your refrigerator must be receptive for the magic go work.
And, at this point, you can insert your own appliance jokes.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 075. Black Walnut, Canarywood & Yellowheart. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 078. Jatoba, Cherry & Black Walnut. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 077. Jatoba, Cherry, Yellowheart & Bloodwood. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 017. Wall mount. Cherry, Bloodwood, Bubinga & Hard Maple. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 076. Purpleheart, Canarywood & Hard Maple. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 072. Padauk, Hard Maple, Red Oak & Black Walnut. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 073. Hard Maple, Black Walnut & Yellowheart. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 074. Padauk, Hard Maple, Red Oak & Black Walnut. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 075. Cherry, Bloodwood, Bubinga & Hard Maple. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 012. Wall mount. Black Walnut, Hard Maple, Bloodwood & Cherry. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 013. Wall mount. Black Walnut, Cherry, Jatoba & Yellowheart. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 015. Wall mount. Black Walnut, Cherry & Jatoba. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 016. Wall mount. Cherry, Black Walnut, Bloodwood & Hard Maple. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 019. Wall mount. Purpleheart, Canarywood & Hard Maple. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 014. Wall mount. Padauk, Hard Maple, Red Oak & Black Walnut, Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 018. Wall mount. Cherry, Bloodwood, Bubinga & Hard Maple. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 080. Wall mount. Hard Maple, Black Walnut & Yellowheart. Approximately 5″ x 9″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 081. Wall mount. Black Walnut, Canarywood & Yellowheart. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 082. Wall mount. Purpleheart, Hard Maple, Canarywood & Black Walnut. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.
“You’re not doing Montrose?” “Oh, you should do Montrose.” “You’d like Montrose.” “You’d do great at Montrose.”
We started hearing about the event almost 2 years ago, when we missed it in our first year. When we announced we weren’t doing it last year, we heard the above comments from many, many vendors.
Apparently, the Montrose Arts & Crafts Festival is a big deal, and we need to be there. We would do very well there, we were told. Very. Well.
And thus, our expectations were set high for this all-handmade craft event. We’ve had a very successful Spring Fling, though, so I worked very hard to have extremely reasonable expectations for this event. But, you know the story … expectations can kill you.
And we had them.
300 vendors are promised over 25,000 in attendance to support one of the largest pop-up craft fairs for handmade goods in Southern California. It’s the 33rd annual this year, and Mrs M and I were working well into the night for many nights to get our inventory back in shape for these teeming masses that would, apparently, be clamoring for our handmade goods.
Never one to miss a good clamor, we were all in.
New Ideas
- Little Girl joined Mr & Mrs M for the event. We rarely take 3 people to events anymore, but we re-arranged schedules to have Little Girl with us. We needed the help. We hoped.
- Mrs M has a new logo prominently displayed! This board was engraved by Teri at Lavene & Company, as all of my boards are. Funny story: I had asked for the piece to be hand painted so it would match the logo exactly, and Teri agreed. Her youngest heard about the project, and insisted that she be the one to paint it. She didn’t trust Mom to do it right. Ah, youth. The results, however, were perfect.

- Mrs M also has a new engraved price list. Parenthetically, after this piece was engraved, it only took Mrs M 2 days to begin discussing a price increase. She may not be understanding the whole “engraved in wood” concept.

- Chess boards are back!
- Small & medium-sized surfboards are back!
Observations
- Spring Fling #8 of 8. Thank goodness it’s over. I’m all flung out.
- Picked up the rental trailer on Friday only to discover that I had done the reservation wrong. I had reserved an open trailer, not a cargo trailer … and they didn’t have any 5×8 cargo trailers for me. Yikes! So, I had to rent a 6×12 cargo trailer, which in the end, was a $50 mistake. And, no, I didn’t like pulling this larger, dual axle trailer. I don’t enjoy pulling the 5×8, so I certainly didn’t like pulling its big brother!
- After working far too many hours on too few days preparing inventory for this event, I was exhausted Saturday morning as we set up the booth. But then, this event requires a Saturday morning set-up, followed by the event that goes until 6pm. So, yes, we were exhausted.
- Good news, though: I had a lot to set up. I took my inventory from 85 boards at the end of our very successful Strawberry Festival to a new total of 160 boards at this event. I understand why I was tired … but I was prepared for the clamor.
- Between our booth and the sidewalk behind us, there was a planting bed filled with 5′ high Hula Girl Hibiscus! You can see the flowers in the background of the pictures of Mrs M’s booth, below. Love that plant, just wish mine could grow that tall and bloom that well before it froze. Again.
- Little Girl proved that today’s smartphone is many things beyond a cellphone … like a video mirror to help her complete necessary show prep:

- As much as I’m happy to have chess boards & surfboards back on display, I am sad that I’m short on clipboards, sous chef boards and pigs. No bears at all at this point. (sigh)
- Once we were well into the set up, we noticed that our across-the-street neighbor, located directly across from me … was the cutting board guy from nearby Glendale. I had expected him to be here … but not directly across the street.
- However, we had a great location under one of the largest trees on the street. Our booth was 10* cooler than the surrounding area.
- Because 2 cutting board displays were adjacent, both Glenn (the other woodworker) and I were asked by customers if we were connected … or just really angry that we were adjacent. The answer was always no. Glenn’s a good guy; his daughter was also helping him in his booth. We chatted back & forth, sharing tips and frustrations. Some of our items were similar (cheese boards, small cutting boards), but our styles are entirely different. We both had several items the other did not offer (he doesn’t make pig cutting boards. Can you believe it?) The close locations were not ideal, IMHO, but it happens sometimes. Mrs M was right next door to a lotion maker at an event last year. I believe it’s bad form for the organizers, but wha’chagonnado?
- Hot weather was expected for Saturday, with a high in the 90s. When the thermometer is doing that, there’s not much to do except sit there and sweat. Which is what we did on Saturday, and the flow of customers largely disappeared by 3pm. There’s always Sunday. We hoped. We were here for the clamor.
- Since there were few customers, I could go walkabout on Saturday to see the sights and visit friends. I was surprised how many booths were showing products that were not artist-made handmade goods. The rules for this event are very clear that the artist that signed the application had to make the products that would be offered for sale (pictures of the studio with the artist and products in process were required!), and that the artist would be on site at the event. Be clear, it was a small percentage of vendors that were non-compliant, probably under 10% … but it was still immediately noticeable to anyone that knows the difference. Which, apparently, does not include the event organizers.
- I am not a fan of the curation of this event.
- Great to have chess boards back … but now my # 1 request is for chess pieces. Dammit.
- With business slow on Saturday, we let Little Girl have a life not in the heat with us on Sunday. It didn’t seem like we needed the extra help, unfortunately.
- And, we didn’t.
- Cooler temperatures were promised for Sunday, and we had cloudy skies through the morning, thank goodness. The temperature was much cooler all day – with a light breeze keeping everyone cool, as well. Sunday was a great day to be outside, and sales for us were better on Sunday.
- Requests included animal shapes (“I have a pig. Don’t you have anything else?”), chess pieces, backgammon boards, a towel rack, a Chinese checker board and a cutting board with a movable edge to catch rolling veggies from rolling off.
- Mrs M went walkabout a few times during the event as well. One time, while she was gone, a lady in front of Mrs M’s display looked over to me (standing about 4′ away) and said, “Do you work in this department?” Now, I knew that Mr M’s Woodshop was a subsidiary of Mrs M’s Handmade; I just didn’t know we had departments.
- This is an expensive event – the second highest booth fee we’ve ever paid, in fact. The event was profitable, but with the hot weather on Saturday, the event never fully recovered.
- Any day is a good day when you sell the most expensive board on the table, which I did. Sunday was a good day … but not a great day. The event was OK, but did not come close to our expectations – even those that I struggled to keep low.
The Food
Saturday Breakfast: McDonald’s # 4. Options are limited at 5am.
Saturday Lunch: Mrs M’s sumptuous cheese & cracker platter

Saturday Snack: Chocolate ice cream from the Paradis ice cream shop right behind our booth. Downtown locations do have advantages.
Saturday Dinner: Marston’s linguine. Cheesey, creamy goodness.
Sunday Breakfast: Jimmy Dean’s Junior breakfast burrito with a side of hash browns.
Sunday Lunch: Cheese & crackers, take 2, with our good friend & neighbor Jan supplying Ranier Cherries, to boot. Yum.
Sunday Snack: Chocolate ice cream, take 2. Of course.
Sunday Dinner: Leftovers … because by the time I had the trailer unloaded, it was 9pm and the limited options weren’t enticing enough to get Mrs M back out of the house.
The Facts
- Total miles driven: 140
- Booth cost: $650
- # of people we met during the event from the producer: 0
- Visits in our booth by a promoter’s representative: 0
- Total sales: $2,143
- # containers of product taken: all of them
- # boards available: all of them … which translates to 160
- Saturday alarm: 4:20am
- Sunday alarm: 6:20am
- # transactions: 65
- # soap & lotion vendors: many of them, and several had most of the products that Mrs M offers. She did very well though … complete with customers returning on Sunday to buy more of what worked so well for them on Saturday.
- # woodworking vendors: many of them, including 2 turners, a furniture maker and a couple of cutting board makers
- Edge grain vs. end grain: 12:3
- Returning next year? Yes
Boards sold: 15
Magic Bottle Opener: 4
Small Surfboards: 3
Large Cutting Boards: 2
Cutting Boards: 1
Cheese Boards: 1
Lazy Susan: 1
Large Sous Chef Board: 1
Small Sous Chef Board: 1
Medium Surfboards: 1
Medium Surfboard 16 – 02. Jatoba & Hard Maple. Sold in its first showing.
Cutting Board 16 – End 007. Jatoba, Yellowheart & Hard Maple. End grain. 15″ x 19″ x 1-1/2″.
Small Surfboard 16 – 05. Black Walnut, Hard Maple & Purpleheart. Sold in its first showing.
Lazy Susan 16 – 021. Black Walnut, Padauk, Purpleheart & Caribbean Rosewood. 17″ diameter. Sold in its first showing.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 045. Quilted Black Walnut.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 077. Jatoba, Cherry, Yellowheart & Bloodwood. Double magic, so it will mount to your attractive refrigerator. Approximately 5″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Small Surfboard 16 – 01. Hard Maple, Bloodwood & Bubinga. Sold in its first showing.
Sous Chef # 15 – 39. Birds Eye Maple & Jatoba. It’s a beauty.
Small Surfboard 16 – 07. Black Walnut, Purpleheart & Hard Maple. Sold in its first showing.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 049. Padauk, Yellowheart & Red Oak.
Magic Bottle Opener 16 – 013. Wall mount. Black Walnut, Cherry, Jatoba & Yellowheart. Approximately 5″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Cutting Board 16 – End 004. A spectacular board in daylight when the wood flouresces. Jarrah & Bloodwood. End grain. 16″ x 21″ x 1-1/2″.
Cutting Board 16 – End 029a. Detail of the finger hold on the edge of the board.
Sous Chef 16 – 014. Black Walnut, Hard Maple, Purpleheart, Honey Locust & Canarywood. 9″ x 12″ work surface & 4″ handle.
Cheese Board 16 – 013. Black Walnut, Bubinga & Birds Eye Maple. 8″ x 11″ x 3/4″. First piece I’ve made using Bubinga.
Back to the basics.
When I started going to these craft fairs with the Mrs M’s, I had a bunch of cheese boards … and a very few cutting boards.
Here we are in our 3rd year, and I’ve got a lot more cutting boards on display as well as smaller, midsize boards. I’ve got much bigger boards. And I’ve still got cheese boards, which have always been consistent sellers.
That’s a good thing. The world has a lot of cheese. Someone’s got to eat it, and they might as well use a pretty cheese board when they do.
In a craft fair booth, items placed at the front corner of the booth tend to get the most attention. I always have a cheese board on that front corner … right beside my business card holder.
Here’s the latest collection of cheese boards, small boards, and even a single cutting board that made it out of the shop for the end of the Spring Fling last weekend.
Cheese Board 16 – 025. Bloodwood, Black Walnut, Jatoba & Caribbean Rosewood. 7″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board 16 – 019. Jatoba, Purpleheart & Black Walnut. 7″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Small Board 16 – 012. Cherry, Black Walnut & Hard Maple. End Grain. 14″ x 9″ x 1″.
Cheese Board 16 – 021. Jatoba & Hard Maple. 9″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Small Board 16 – 013. Black Walnut. End Grain. 8″ x 11″ x 1″.
Small Board 16 – 014. Purpleheart & Hard Maple. 7″ x 12″ x 1-1/4″.
Cheese Board 16 – 024. Padauk, Hard Maple, Cherry & Black Walnut. 9″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Small Board 16 – 016. Black Walnut. End Grain. 10″ x 11″ x 1″.
Cheese Board 16 – 023. Jatoba, Cherry & Bubinga. 8″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Small Board 16 – 017. Hard Maple & Jatoba. 7″ x 12″ x 1-1/4″.
Cheese Board 16 – 016. Purpleheart & Hard Maple. 9″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board 16 – 017. Bubinga, African Teak & Black Walnut. 8″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board 16 – 018. Hard Maple, Purpleheart, Jatoba & Bloodwood. 9″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board 16 – 020. Purpleheart, Yellowheart, Black Walnut, Hard Maple & Jatoba. 7″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Small Board 16 – 015. Cherry, Black Walnut & Hard Maple. End Grain. 6″ x 9″ x 1″.
Cheese Board 16 – 022. Black Walnut, Bubinga, Bloodwood & Birdseye Maple. 9″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Cutting Board 16 – Edge 015. Purpleheart & Hard Maple. Edge grain. 12″ x 16″ x 1-1/4″.
Honest.
I don’t know why I’m picking on Susans so much … well, yes I do.
People like my Lazy Susans, and they keep buying the pretty ones. Which means, they keep buying all of them, and I have to make more.
Have to.
So, nothing against the Susans of the world, but here’s the latest batch of 8. Two of these hearken back to the first ones I made, way back in 2014, which were pure Black Walnut. The 2 Black Walnut Susans shown here are the first ones I’ve made since, and feature some very attractive sapwood.
Lazy Susan 16 – 021. Black Walnut, Padauk, Purpleheart & Caribbean Rosewood. 17″ diameter. Sold in its first showing.
Lazy Susan 16 – 014. Black Walnut. 17″ diameter.
Lazy Susan 16 – 015. Black Walnut, Hard Maple, Yellowheart & Purpleheart. 17″ diameter.
Lazy Susan 16 – 018. Jatoba, Purpleheart, Canarywood, Yellowheart & Caribbean Rosewood. 17″ diameter.
Lazy Susan 16 – 017. Hard Maple, Cherry, Honey Locust, Padauk & Black Walnut. Chaos board. 17″ diameter.
Lazy Susan 16 – 019. Black Walnut. 17″ diameter.
Lazy Susan 16 – 016. Purpleheart, Bubinga & Canarywood. 17″ diameter.
Lazy Susan 16 – 020. Black Walnut, Cherry, Hard Maple, Purpleheart & Yellowheart. 17″ diameter.
It’s my number one most requested item … but I never seem to have time to make some.
Or, perhaps it’s I never seem to make time to have some.
In any event, I have nearly completed my flurry of making anchored by last week’s staycation. The fruits of those labors will be showing up here over the next few days. Let’s start with 6 chess boards.
All are different, of course.
Most have the board sitting a bit proud of the frame … meaning that the board is perhaps 1/8″ taller than the frame it sits on. Why? Because I like them that way. Chess boards should be proud, methinks.
Most of the frames have mitered corners and are glued in place, but I did a couple that have contrasting frames that are screwed into place. That really messed with Mrs M, who didn’t understand why I was suddenly using fasteners, AKA stainless steel screws, on my work. She thought I only used glue.
The whole art thing just zoomed right over her head.
Oh, the plight of the artist, so often misunderstood by those around him….
But back to the question. THE question. “Do you make chess boards?”
Now you know the answer, and as long as these last, my only answer will be to point.
Chess 16 – 06. Playing surface is Purpleheart & Hard Maple, with the squares framed in Cherry. Board is framed in Black Walnut. Squares are 2-1/8″ across.
Chess 16 – 01. Purpleheart & Hard Maple playing surface with a Purpleheart frame. Squares are 2-1/8″ across.
Chess 16 – 02. Birdseye Maple & Walnut playing surface framed in Padauk. Squares are 2-1/8″ across.
Chess 16 – 03. Black Walnut & Hard Maple playing surface framed in Purpleheart. Squares are 2-1/8″ across.
Chess 16 – 04. Purpleheart & Yellowheart playing surface, framed in Hard Maple. Squares are 2-1/8″ across.
Chess 16 – 05. Padauk & Hard Maple playing surface framed in Black Walnut. Squares are 2-1/8″ across.

Sunrays shining through towering trees at California’s Redwood National Park. Photo by Michael Ryan. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 6/2/16.

The North Umpqua Wild and Scenic River in Oregon is renowned for outstanding fishing and exhilarating whitewater challenges for all levels of rafters and kayakers. To catch a ride on rushing waters, visit during May, June, and early July. What’s more, the 79-mile-long North Umpqua Trail parallels the river, offering a variety of hiking and mountain biking options. Photo by Bob Wick. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 5/10/16.
In the shadow of Wheeler Peak at Great Basin National Park in Nevada, ancient bristlecone pine trees grow on rocky glacial moraines – creating a surreal and beautiful landscape. Bristlecone pines are the world’s longest living tree. At Great Basin, a 4,900+ year old tree was removed from the Wheeler Peak grove in 1964. Photo of Bristlecone Pine at sunset by Kelly Carroll, National Park Service. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 5/8/16.
The colorful landscape at Vermillion Cliffs National Monument in Arizona looks like an imaginary creation from a Dr. Suess book. In real life, the brilliant red, orange and white bands of Lollipop Rock – the iconic geologic formation of the White Pocket area – display enticing curves stretching to cloudless skies. White Pocket is a great area to check out as an alternative to The Wave. Photo courtesy of Scotty Perkins. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 4/25/16.
The perfect sunset at Virginia’s Back Bay National Wildlife Refuge. Photo by Heather Bautista. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 5/4/16.