Archive for November 2015

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Feathered Friends   Leave a comment

I Need To Go To Idaho   Leave a comment

The South Fork of Idaho's Snake River in Autumn. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 11/16/15.

The South Fork of Idaho’s Snake River in Autumn. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 11/16/15.

The Board Chronicles: Fine Craft Show   4 comments

The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.

Fine-Crafts-ShowThe city of Santa Clarita hosts one show each year dedicated to handmade goods. The Fine Craft Show is in Old Orchard Park; the vendors’ shade structures are set up under the trees in a grassy area. Very nice location.

I love local, as you may know. This was our third best event last year, with sales of $1,137.

We were so young then. In the last 12 months, we’ve had 14 events with better sales than this event last year.

This was also the site of the iconic moment of me being overwhelmed at an event. Last year, I was working the event solo (mistake # 1), and had the walls down to help shield the booth from a windy day (mistake # 2, it seems). Add to that the fact that I was doing Christmas gift bags for lotion purchases in quantity with a booth full of folks … and all at once, I had the wall of my shade structure start to flap and blow away while people were 3 deep waiting on me to take their money.

That had to wait a minute while other customers joined me as Windblown Wall Wranglers. We saved the wall, and customers were (fortunately) very understanding of my gift wrapping speed, or, rather, the lack of it.

On to a (hopefully) much better 2015!

The logistics of this weekend were daunting, with the elder Mrs M covering two smaller events, while Little Girl & I covered the Fine Craft Show. Happily, it all worked out … with emphasis on the “worked” part.

New Ideas

  • With great pleasure, we welcomed the Intern, AKA Claire Bear, to the Mrs M’s family. I don’t know how she got whitewashed into helping us this weekend … I would have thought a UCLA scholar would have been familiar with the plot of Tom Sawyer.
  • Last year, we had a single 10×10 booth, and this year we moved up to a 10×20, of course. There was only one other 10×20 here … also for a woodworker. Who knew?

Observations

The Intern enjoying our Bear. Of course! Go Bruins!

The Intern enjoying our Bear. Of course! Go Bruins!

  • I left home on Saturday without my cellphone (which I did retrieve), without my key to the cash drawer (oops), and without my stylus for people to sign for transactions on my smartphone (double oops). An inauspicious beginning for this important event, to be sure.
  • Whenever a show promotes itself as “handmade goods only,” then I get perturbed when the promoters don’t enforce that simple rule. Most of the vendors were fine, but a couple were clearly just reselling imported merchandise, and they were not asked to leave. I very much regret they were allowed to stay.
  • The Intern needs a name tag. But should it say “The Intern” or “Claire Bear?” Claire Bear is the preference of Granddaughter # 1, so I have to give that all due consideration. Decisions, decisions.
  • The Intern is a Freshman at UCLA, and her first blog post was just published by The Daily Bruin. I highly recommend you check out her article, here.
  • Love having customers pulling last year’s product out of their purse to show us as they replenish with more from Mrs M.
  • I have fans! Two guys sought me out in the booth to tell me that they loved reading The Board Chronicles. Who knew? It came to light that they were both woodturners, and since it’s known that all turners are crazy, I began to understand.
  • Why are they crazy? Turners take a perfectly good piece of wood, put it on a machine to rotate at a very high rate of speed, and then they stick sharp tools into it to see what flies off. Crazy, every one, and the good Dr H is at the top of the list.
  • We were busy all day on Saturday. Steadily. Busy. It was a lovely day, and people came out to buy both lotions and boards. The result: sales of $1,587. Better than last year’s entire event, and

Best. Day. Ever.

  • We almost ran out of $1 bills on Saturday – the only time that has EVER happened. We only had 5 singles left at the end of the day. At dinner that night, I asked our waiter for help, explaining that we were vending at a nearby event and needed singles. I bought all of the singles the wait staff would sell me, and ended up with $40 in ones to replenish the till.
  • We rely on the kindness of strangers.
  • Don’t mistake the reference as support for Tennessee Williams, as we continue today’s literary theme. I don’t care for his work, even if he was a Missouri Tiger in the ’30s.
  • Tom Sawyer was from Missouri. Tennesse Williams was from Missouri. The Intern is from Missouri. I’m from Missouri. M I Z
  • Sunday had poor weather forecast, and we did have sprinkles for about an hour in the early afternoon. A freak wind gust blew through and knocked over the display in the booth of a wonderful ceramicist. I understand all of her product on the display was lost, unfortunately. That was a significant weather impact.
  • The rain was not that big of a deal, however. Customers continued to wander through … but vendors, fearing they would melt, scurried away. At least 50% of the vendors were gone before 1pm.
  • Our best hour was after 2pm.
  • Good thing we stayed open. One of our final customers drove out to see us from West LA, after first meeting me at the Simi Valley Street Fair in May. She needed more product from Mrs M. And a cutting board. So she drove out just to visit our booth, and was most appreciative that we were still there.
  • In the end, this event had great sales for us. When you combine it with the 2 smaller events hosted by the elder Mrs M this weekend, the total sales resulted in the …

Best. Weekend. Ever.

The Food

Saturday Breakfast: Bagels & cream cheese

Saturday Lunch: Jersey Mike’s Italian sub, Mike’s way.

Saturday Snack: I saved the chips from lunch … and had no time.

Saturday Dinner: Linguini with chicken, sun-dried tomatoes and mushrooms at Marston’s. And it was as good as it sounds.

Sunday Breakfast: Bagels & cream cheese

Sunday Lunch: Chili cheese dog from the food truck. After a long, long absence, this is my second chili cheese dog in a week. Welcome back, old friend.

Sunday Snack: Chips & Dip (courtesy of Souper Dip!) when we got home

Sunday Dinner: Leftover chicken pot pie soup (courtesy of Souper Dip!). And bourbon. Don’t judge me.

The Facts

  • Total miles driven: 90 (There was set-up with the forgotten toolbag. Then there was Saturday morning, with the forgotten cellphone. With the intern, 3 people worked the event, and the miles add up … even when the event is in our hometown. Local, indeed.)
  • Booth cost: $300
  • # of people we met during the event from the producer: 1
  • Total sales: $2,353 (more than double 2014!)
  • # containers of product taken: 19
  • # boards available: 86
  • Saturday alarm: 6:30a
  • Sunday alarm: none
  • # transactions: 62
  • # soap & lotion vendors: 3 others, though one didn’t return on Sunday. All left early, except us
  • # woodworking vendors: 3 others (!), including an intarsia artist, a scroll saw expert and a company that does giant-sized Lincoln Log-styled building pieces made with a CNC router out of Baltic birch.
  • Edge grain vs. end grain: 20:4

Boards sold: 24

Cheese Boards: 10

Lazy Susans: 4

Cutting Boards: 2

Large Cutting Boards: 2

Small Boards: 2

Bottle Openers: 2

Sous Chef Board: 2

The Board Chronicles: St Clare’s Holiday Boutique   Leave a comment

The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.

St Clare’s Catholic Church in Canyon Country hosts multiple services on Sunday mornings, and parishioners are encouraged to extend their fellowship and have breakfast either before or after their service at the Church’s snack bar. Once each year, the Church hosts a holiday boutique in the room adjacent to the snack bar. Some vendors are faith-based, but most are selling holiday-themed decor or gifts for the holiday season.

Set-up had 2 options: 6-8pm on Saturday night, or 6-8am Sunday morning.

We took the Saturday night option. We loaded in, and then went to dinner after our busy Saturday. Sunday morning … well, avoiding 5am alarms is always a good idea.

For the event itself, the elder Mrs M was once again solo, as I was otherwise engaged at the Fine Craft Show across town in the Old Orchard Park.

Last year, sales were $569. Have we saturated the market? How will we do this year?

New Ideas

  • Limited product for this one day, table top event. There’s only so much space!

Observations

  • Lots of positive comments from repeat customers. Love that!
  • Best comment of the day was from a 9 year old boy, who asked if he could buy one building block … he didn’t specify which one. Alas, we’re not set up to do that.
  • Another Mom didn’t allow her 4 year old to take a bite out of the lotion bar testers. Good move, Mom!
  • We almost ran out of the Christmas gift bags, but we had just enough.
  • This is a great little event!

The Food

Sunday Breakfast: Huevos Rancheros at the church snack bar, a fund raiser for the youth group. They delivered to the booth!

Sunday Lunch: Pizza, from the snack bar again. One slice of cheese, and one slice of supreme. It took about an hour to eat it; too busy to eat.

Sunday Snack: nope.

Sunday Dinner: Leftovers: Bacon Corn Chowder, as inspired by Souper Dip. What do you expect after a weekend this busy?

The Facts

  • Total miles driven: 24
  • Booth cost: $60
  • # of people we met during the event from the producer: 1
  • Total sales: $557
  • # containers of product taken: 12
  • # boards available: 42
  • Sunday alarm: 6:30a
  • # transactions: 23
  • # soap & lotion vendors: there was a buy & sell lotion vendor; perhaps 2.
  • # woodworking vendors: just us
  • Edge grain vs. end grain: 3:0

Boards sold: 3

1x Large Sous Chef Board

1x Sous Chef Board

1x Cheese Board

 

The Board Chronicles: Relay For Life Holiday Boutique   2 comments

The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.

Relay For Life Holiday BoutiqueThis event was a fundraiser for the American Cancer Society, held at the unfortunately named church, Santa Clarita United Methodist (AKA in some circles as SCUM). It was called “Relay For Life,” but there was no actual running or relay on this day. That was back in the summer … and, apparently, the excuse for this Boutique.

This event was hosted by the elder Mrs M, as I was doing Santa Clarita’s Fine Craft Show at the Old Orchard Park, which you’ll read about in a couple of days.

New Ideas

  • Mrs M had to set up, run the event, and load out without assistance. First time that has happened this year. Quoth m’lady, “Thank God for the wagon.”

Observations

  • Don’t walk in front of a wagon hauling cutting boards downhill.
  • No food at this event. Starvation is not a good option.
  • Being right inside the door may not be the best position. People go into the room, and then survey. They don’t look at a table inches from the door. Or so our experience has been at 2 events this fall.
  • Difficult to fit even our small display on 2x 6′ tables. The indoor season presents new challenges.
  • We’re beginning to find happy local people when they see us this holiday season. People are showing us Mrs M products in their purses from months ago, and they are happy to be able to restock. We’re happy to help!
  • The lady selling 12″ Christmas trees … with one that was decked out in USC colors, was far too prominent in Velda’s visual field. No UCLA tree was available, which was a strategic error on this vendor’s part.
  • The flyer said 10-4, but people left at 3p. That’s what the vendor confirmation letter said … so the paperwork was not in order.

The Food

Saturday Breakfast: Peanut butter toast and a glass of milk, and not enough coffee.

Saturday Lunch: Jersey Mike’s turkey with provolone, add bacon. Mike’s way. Delivered by Little Girl & the Intern when they were fetching cutting boards needed at the far busier Old Orchard Park event.

Saturday Snack (pre-lunch): The Christmas Tree Lady shared her Pringles with Mrs M because she knew she was starving.

Saturday Dinner: Marston’s was the perfect end to this busy day. Garlic Chicken & a Caesar salad.

The Facts

  • Total miles driven: 4
  • Booth cost: $110
  • # of people we met during the event from the producer: 1
  • Total sales: $327
  • # containers of product taken: 14
  • # boards available: 40
  • Saturday alarm: 6:30am
  • # transactions: 15
  • # soap & lotion vendors: Just us
  • # woodworking vendors: Just us
  • Edge grain vs. end grain: 1:0

Boards sold: 1

Lazy Susan: 1

Too Pretty To Use?   Leave a comment

It’s the most common comment I hear when a new patron walks into our booth: “These are too pretty to use!”

They’re not, in my humble opinion. They’re made to be used. Since these boards are made out of very hard wood, they won’t mark in the same way that cheaper, softer cutting boards will.

So, please, use these boards. It’s what they’re intended to be: used.

Boards & Boards & Boards   Leave a comment

Mr-Ms-Logo---LargeThese 27 boards represent a very broad range of sizes and potential uses. Cheese boards? RV boards? Small cutting boards? Cutting boards?

You bet.

This batch should last us through November … I’m thinking I need to make more for our December events.

It’s good to be needed, yes?

Sorry, Susan   Leave a comment

She must still be lazy, because people keep loving these Lazy Susans!

Lots of innovative wood selections here. I dug to the back of the rolling wood cart and found some Mahogany and some interesting Birdseye Maple. Woodworkers are pack rats, and hold on to interesting pieces of wood until they find just the right use for them.

I hope you’ll agree I used this wood for a good purpose.

The Board Chronicles: Canyon High Shop For A Cause   Leave a comment

The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.

This boutique was created by an ASB parent at Canyon High School with a noble purpose. Here’s the mission statement, as shown on Facebook:

Please join us and SHOP to help raise money for Justin Covarrubias and his family. He is a senior at Canyon who was paralyzed last year in a motocross accident. His family is trying to raise money to get him an exoskeleton to help him walk again. We have 40 vendors, food trucks, pictures with Santa and lots more.

Two events are planned: the first Sundays in November and December. We could only do the first event, unfortunately. We’re out of town in December … but we were in for the first event!

New Ideas

  • This event was exclusive for each vendor’s product line. There was no duplication of products allowed. At first, another vendor was going to bring sugar scrub, so I was told we couldn’t bring that product. That vendor dropped out, though, so we had our full product line.
  • We committed to a double booth, but I was the only one available to man it, as the elder Mrs M and Miss M were at Saugus High’s Boutique Fantastique this day. The younger Mrs M is pregnant with grandchild # 2, so she gets a day off. Whenever she wants it.
  • The school provided an 8′ table for each booth, so I supplemented those with all we had left, a borrowed 6′ and a 4′ to create the booth space. Oh, and I added a stack of empty containers, covered with a table cloth, as our wrap station.

Observations

  • Actual thoughts:
    • Common Wisdom, “Don’t do first-time events.”
    • I thought, “But it fits on our calendar so well!”
  • I hadn’t driven to Canyon High in years. Hadn’t been on campus since I was leading Cub Scout Roundtable adult leader training back in the ’90s. I drove in from the South. Is this the turn? Nope. Crap. Turn around. Got to the school. Is this the right entrance? Where do I go? Nope. Crap. Turn around. Park the car and wander … found it. Really easy once I found it.
  • Load in was easy. I used our folding wagon: made for events just like this.
  • Now that I’ve moved beyond having 12×16 boards as the largest boards on display … I miss my 16×20 counter top boards when I don’t have them. Funny what you can get used to….
  • Entry to the event was by the Girls’ bathroom, I happened to notice. When I needed to find my bathroom, it was on the opposite side of the gym … and it was the Men’s bathroom. Wait a minute. Men? Girls? Really?
  • Food trucks were outside, but I didn’t have time to go get real food. I needed a partner. Or a booth sitter.
  • Later on a lady asked me how the event was going, and I said it was a good event. She told me she was the Assistant Principal, and I shared with her how the bathrooms have a sexist message, since they were labeled for Men and Girls … not Men and Ladies, or Boys and Girls. She had never noticed, and promised to address the outdated message next week. I’ve struck a victory for womankind!
  • Must be why I sold so much lotion today. Lotion outsold boards 3:1.
  • I’m a giver. That’s me.
  • Another lady visited the booth, and said she looked forward to us being back at her PTSO’s Plum Canyon Elementary Holiday Boutique. Alas, we’re conflicted that weekend and will not be a vendor. “Oh no!” she said. “I’ve had people asking about you!” So many boutiques, so little time….
  • This was a very good one day event. Over $2,000 was raised for Jason’s family, with more expected to be raised at the December 6 event that we’ll miss. Vendors, you could do Plum Canyon on December 5 and Canyon on December 6. If we were in town, we would!
  • When you combine our 3 events of this weekend (Grace Baptist Church MOPS, Saugus High’s Boutique Fantastique and this one):

Best. Weekend. Ever.

The Food

Sunday Breakfast: McDonald’s # 4

Sunday Lunch: $3 in sugary treats from the Cal. Scholarship Federation, a fundraiser for Jason. I had a Brookie. Or was it a Cownie? Not sure, but it was delish. Then there was the cupkie. Or the coocake. These people have some sort of a combination problem.

Sunday Snack: The macadamia nut cookies lasted through my late lunch into my snack … fuel to get me loaded out.

Sunday Dinner: Weliks, our new favorite, family-owned, local Mexican restaurant

The Facts

  • Total miles driven: 12
  • Booth cost: $60
  • # of people we met during the event from the producer: 1
  • Total sales: $874
  • # containers of product taken: 14
  • # boards available: 52
  • Sunday alarm: 5:30a
  • # transactions: 39 (I was a busy, busy lotion vendor.)

Boards sold: 4