Archive for October 2015

Summer sunsets at Denali National Park in Alaska are truly special. Kent Miller snapped this dream-like photo of a moose walking along Reflection Pond back in July. In the background, the top of Denali is illuminated by the setting sun at midnight. Photo by Kent Miller, National Park Service. From the US Department of the Interior blog, 10/19/15.
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The view from Angels Landing in Utah’s Zion National Park is truly incredible. Picture by Brock Slinger. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 10/8/15.
Washington’s Cascades National Park. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 10/15/15.
Settlers on Michigan’s Upper Peninsula tried for decades to tame the land. It was logged, burned, drained and farmed, but in the end, nature beat them all back. A peace was found in 1935 when Seney National Wildlife Refuge was established. Now, over 95,000 acres provide habitats to migratory birds and other wildlife. Visitors can explore on foot, bikes, and by kayak, spotting birds and taking incredible pictures like this one. Photo by Dawn Kopp. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 10/14/15.
Just 12 miles west of Las Vegas, the colorful, bare sandstone of the aptly named Rainbow Mountain Wilderness emerges from the valley floor – standing guard over the surrounding pinyon-juniper forest and Mojave Desert scrub below. Its sheer, towering red and white cliffs are cut by rugged, narrow, twisting canyons lined with willow, ash and hackberry trees. With wispy clouds pouring over the mountains, it is quite a view. Photo by Bob Wick. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 10/20/15.
The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.
This annual event is one of the largest fall festivals in the LA area. It’s a fundraiser for the Thousand Oaks Rotary Club, who have turned this monster of an event into a well-oiled machine.
370 vendors for a one day event. It’s no wonder that the Rotary actually enforce their rules about how and when you set up and tear down. However, they also supply volunteer labor to help you get everything done quickly. Importantly, the help is actually helpful. This is a well-run event.
Last year, we had lackluster results. Our products felt crowded in our single booth; our neighbors put up walls on their booths (as is their right), so there was limited visibility of our products for the thronging masses. I wasn’t happy with our booth location, nor our crowded presentation. Sales were $675. I thought we could do better.
Also, the elder Mrs M had to work last year (you know, at her “job”), but she still showed up late in the day to supervise what was only our 10th event ever. The result was that all three of us drove separately to be at an event 52 miles from home … and this was when gas was at about its highest price. Profits were rare that day, to say the least.
Coincidentally, Mrs M again had to work at her “job” this weekend, so I again had the pleasure of the company of the pregnancy-impaired younger Mrs M. And that was a wonderful thing … but could we sell more stuff?
New Ideas
- A double booth, with a “corner” (which they define as an open second side). We moved from the D section (sort of center) up to booths B 13 & 14. I hoped that would be a better location; it’s nearer to an end, and since many people want to come back to get their heavy boards, I hoped that would be more convenient.
Observations
- Being rushed to set up + it’s still dark + black cash box + black truck interior = having to walk back to the truck to get the cash box when you realize it’s not there to be set up. It’s more work when you start before the sun rises, clearly.
- 50 miles from home isn’t necessarily local in LA. We were often asked “are you local?” and my answer was yes, and told them where we are from. Santa Clarita wasn’t always local enough; I definitely felt some push back from a couple of customers that advocated for closer-to-home vendors.
- Great weather … cloudy most of the day. So cloudy, I had trouble finding sunshine sometimes to show how the bloodwood and yellowheart can fluoresce. Oh, the challenges we must overcome.
- Uncle Chris’ Italian Ice was directly across from us, and they often had a kid in front of their booth offering free samples. In the afternoon, they often had two samplers working the crowd. That frustrated me: stay in your booth. Like I do.
- Met a direct competitor at this event! Woodworkers are a relatively rare breed, and I’ve only met one other serious cutting board maker in the 20 months we’ve been doing these events. This guy makes some very similar pieces to mine (and some not so similar) … and uses a totally different finish to get very different results. He’s a professional finish carpenter – that has chosen to not make end grain boards because they aren’t attractive enough. Au contraire, mon ami!
- Met a student that’s taking her first woodshop class in junior high, and was excited to see my booth. Loved talking to her! Her family even brought her back to the booth so she could ask me a question (!) about “cannery wood.” It took me a moment to understand she meant canarywood, and I proceeded to talk to her about that exotic that I seldom get to use. Thanks to the online expertise of Mrs M, I even got to show the young woodworker how beautiful canarywood can be.
- We were actually overwhelmed a couple of times with customers stacked up. Mrs M was wrapping board sales (6 boards sold to 4 people at almost exactly the same time) during one rush, and I’m pretty sure I missed helping her with lotion sales at that point of the chaos. A year ago, the three of us were working a single booth (and we barely fit!). Now, we only take two to an event, and it’s the right solution about 99% of the time. We do occasionally get overwhelmed by a rush of customers; at that time we can only ask for patience, which sometimes is in short supply.
- It’s a relief to be past the last 2 weekends, which both featured two different one day events. Since I have the pleasure of doing the heavy lifting, that’s a real challenge. Maybe I should stop playing with my hobby and start working weekends at my “job” like the elder Mrs M. As we all know, work is easy. Having fun is hard.
The Food
Sunday Breakfast: Bagels & cream cheese
Sunday Lunch: Jack in the Box # 9. While I was wrapping a board, the wind blew over my crispy curly fries, though, so they were a loss. The dog visiting the booth a few minutes later did enjoy the crumbs, though.
Sunday Snack: Blue Raspberry Italian Ice, but it was not nearly as good as yesterday’s.
Sunday Dinner: Leftover meatloaf. And bourbon.
The Facts
- Total miles driven: 108 miles
- Booth cost: $370
- # of people we met during the event from the producer: 0 (though I did have some nice conversations with a couple of the Rotary volunteers)
- Total sales: $1,072
- # containers of product taken: 24
- # boards available: 110
- Sunday alarm: 4:40am
- # transactions: 24
- # soap & lotion vendors: no clue … at least one other
- # woodworking vendors: no clue … at least three others
- Edge grain vs. end grain: 13:1
Boards sold: 14
Cheese Boards: 6
Small Boards: 2
Cutting Board: 1
Large Cutting Board: 1
Lazy Susan: 1
Large Surfboard: 1
Large Sous Chef Board: 1
Small Sous Chef Board: 1
Small Board # 15 – 039. Hard Maple, Cherry & Yellowheart. 10″ x 14″ x 1-1/4″.
Lazy Susan # 15 – 017. Red Oak, Walnut, Hard Maple & Cherry. 21″ diameter x 3/4″.
Cheese Board # 15 – 027. Black Walnut, Canarywood and Purpleheart. Edge Grain. 8″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board # 15 – 031. Black Walnut, Hard Maple, Bloodwood, Red Oak, Yellowheart, Cherry, Purpleheart & Padauk. Edge grain. 9″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Large Surfboard # 15 – 23. Hard Maple.
Cutting Board # 15 – 065. Hard Maple, Cherry & Black Walnut. End Grain. 16″ x 21″ x 1-1/2″.
Sous Chef # 15 – 30. Black Walnut, Hard Maple & Purpleheart.
Cheese Board # 15 – 005. Black Walnut, Cherry, Hard Maple & Jarrah. 7″ x 10″ x 1″.
Cheese Board # 14 – 040. Hard Maple, Cherry, Black Walnut & Padauk. Edge grain chaos board. 11″ x 8-1/2″ x 3/4″.
Sous Chef # 15 – 37. Black Walnut, African Teak and Birdseye Maple. This board has a wider work surface … I got carried away and couldn’t bear to cut anything off.
Small Board # 15 – 044. Hard Maple, Padauk & Yellowheart. Edge Grain. 7-3/4″ x 12″ x 1-1/4″.
Cutting Board # 15 – 069. Hard Maple, Padauk & Yellowheart. Edge grain. 12″ x 16″ x 1-1/4″.
Cheese Board # 15 – 035. Black Walnut, Yellowheart, Bloodwood, Padauk, Hard Maple, Purpleheart, Canarywood & Honey Locust. Edge grain. 9-1/2″ x 9-1/2″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board # 15 – 037. Black Walnut, Cherry, Yellowheart & Hard Maple. Edge grain. 10-3/4″ x 9-3/4″ x 3/4″.
The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.
This event is an annual fundraiser sponsored by the LA Sheriff’s Department to benefit the Special Olympics. Various departments (teams? groups? commands? no clue.) make their best chili and compete against each other for awards in categories such as “best spirit,” “people’s choice,” and “best team.”
The public buys tickets for $10 each, and get a taste of 30+ chilis made by the various departments for their consideration.
This event is local, supports a good cause, and is a place that cooks congregate … and cooks use cutting boards. We’re in.
We did this event last year, in the heat, and had frustrating sales of $380 in our single booth. This year, we’re in a double booth, and …
New Ideas
- Much better location this year: we’re on flat ground. Last year, we had to scavenge landscaping rocks to level out our tables.
- The weather was good this year: the high was 84*, I believe. The threats of rain didn’t happen (welcome to Southern California). The crowd was definitely bigger this year. More classic cars showed up. It was a bigger event, from every perspective.
- Lots of new products available this year, from goat milk lotion to beard oil, from lazy Susans to pig cutting boards.
Observations
- Local, Local, Local. Can we do more local events, please?
- We had a family dinner Friday night, and loaded the lotion products into the younger Mrs M’s truck (she doesn’t let Christopher drive it anymore, I think) so she could drive straight from her house to the event Saturday morning. I drove my typical Jeep load, and had the canopies up before my partner arrived. Perfect timing.
- The elder Mrs M had to work at her “job” today, so the younger Mrs M joined me in the booth. The elder Mrs M reminded me that the younger Mrs M should not be lifting things in her delicate condition. Apparently I need a reminder to take care of the younger Mrs M, who’s breathing for two now.
- The elder Mrs M needs a vacation.
- Large events don’t always equal large sales, nor do small events always equal small sales. This was a very good event for us … though I wish we could figure out how to do one day event set-ups with less sweat. We travel heavy to events, whether they are one day or two days long. It’s a choice.
- A frustrating choice, at times, but a choice.
- The event location is the Jack Bones Equestrian Center, off Parker Road in Castaic. It’s adjacent to a jail, and the Sheriffs have inmates form crews to clean up after the crowd is gone. Most events don’t have clean up crews that are all dressed alike.
- We loaded everything into the truck for Sunday’s event, so I had to employ new packing strategies. It worked OK, except I forgot to pack the chairs left leaning against the fence. I remembered not packing them when I was almost home, so I had to turn around and go fetch them.
- I love local events.
The Food
Saturday Breakfast: Jack in the Box drive through.
Saturday Lunch: Chili, of course.
Saturday Snack: A fabulous Blue Raspberry Italian Ice. Do I lose cutting board credibility with blue lips?
Saturday Dinner: We went to our favorite Thai Vietnamese restaurant. I had my standard, S5, hold the squid. I have a delicate palate, you see.
The Facts
- Total miles driven: 129
- Booth cost: $50
- # of people we met during the event from the producer: 1
- Total sales: $915
- # containers of product taken: 22
- # boards available: 85
- Saturday alarm: 5:30a
- # transactions: 14
- # soap & lotion vendors: just us
- # woodworking vendors: just us
- Edge grain vs. end grain: 14:0
Boards sold: 14
Cheese Boards: 4
Lazy Susans: 3
Cutting Boards: 2
Pig: 1
Small Board: 1
Small Sous Chef Board: 1
Large Surfboard: 1
Pizza Server: 1
Cheese Board # 15 – 029. Black Walnut, Red Oak, Padauk, Hard Maple and Yellowheart. Edge Grain. 8″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board # 15 – 030. Purpleheart & Hard Maple. Edge Grain. 8″ x 11″ x 3/4″.
Pizza Server 15 – 01. Black Walnut, Cherry & Hard Maple.
Edge grain cutting board. Jatoba, Hard Maple and Yellowheart. 12″ x 16″ x 1-1/8″.
Large Surfboard # 15 – 17. Cherry, Hard Maple & Black Walnut.
Pig # 15 – 07. Walnut, Maple, Yellowheart, Padauk & Honey Locust.
Cheese Board # 15 – 032. Balck Walnut, Hard Maple, Yellowheart, Cherry & Padauk. Edge grain chaos board. 9-1/2″ x 9-1/8″ x 5/8″.
Cutting Board # 15 – 069. Hard Maple, Padauk & Yellowheart. Edge grain. 12″ x 16″ x 1-1/4″.
Small Board # 15 – 052. Black Walnut, Hard Maple & Padauk. Edge grain. 8″ x 12″ x 1″.
Lazy Susan # 15 – 022. Black Walnut, Hard Maple, Cherry & Yellowheart. 17″ diameter x 3/4″.
Lazy Susan # 15 – 020. Black Walnut & Hard Maple. 17″ diameter x 3/4″.
Lazy Susan # 15 – 016. Red Oak,x Teak, Black Walnut & Hard Maple. 19″ diameter x 3/4″.
Sous Chef # 15 – 27. Black Walnut & Honey Locust.

Judging from this picture, even for the wildlife, Philly can be a tough town. Over 1.7 million people live within 10 miles of John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge. Established to preserve Tinicum Marsh in Philadelphia, it is America’s first urban refuge. Surrounded by the cityscape, the refuge is a thriving sanctuary teeming with a rich diversity of fish, wildlife and plants native to the Delaware Estuary. Healthy and productive expanses of freshwater tidal marsh, open waters, mudflats and woodlands support the hundreds of species that breed, rear their young, rest during migration or call the refuge home year-round. Photo by Frank Miles, USFWS. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 10/16/15.

Incredible photo of the Milky Way over Bryce Canyon National Park by David Lane. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 10/13/15.
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Washington’s Mount Rainier National Park at sunrise. Photo by Xavier Cohen. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 10/11/15.
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Rachel Carson National Wildlife Refuge in Maine is a great place to find peace and connect with nature on a quiet stroll, catching glimpses of bird and bunnies in the woods and on the beach. Open in all seasons, the refuge is always welcoming — but it’s especially amazing in the fall. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 10/10/15.
Alaska’s Lake Clark National Park in the fall. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 10/3/15.
Check out the fall colors from Denali National Park with termination dust – the first snowfall that sticks to mountain tops and signals that winter is coming – visible on the Alaska Range in the background. The white of snow will rule the land until spring’s distant arrival. Photo by Michel Hersen. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 10/7/15.
Fall has arrived in Ohio’s Cuyahoga Valley National Park. Pic by Bob Trinnes. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 10/8/15.
Wyoming’s Grand Teton National Park seldom looks better than in the fall. Photo by Ed Cooper. Tweeted by the US Department of the Interior, 10/11/15.
The colorful hills, flat-topped mesas and sculptured buttes of the Painted Desert in Petrified Forest National Park are primarily made up of river sediment deposited over 200 million years ago. Erosion has shaped intriguing landforms and the rocks reveal an enthralling chronicle of time that is unfolding and ever-changing.
Protecting much of this unique landscape in Arizona has been made possible through $15 million in funding from the Land and Water Conservation Fund. Established by Congress in 1965, the fund uses earning from offshore oil and gas leasing – not taxpayer dollars – to protect lands, waters and historic sites. It is a critical tool for preserving our nation’s natural beauty and cultural identity. Posted on Tumblr by the US Department of the Interior, 10/2/15.
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The Board Chronicles is an ongoing series of articles about the adventures of Mrs M’s Handmade as a vendor at community festivals & craft fairs. Mrs M’s subsidiary, Mr M’s Woodshop, has been approved to create this chronicle for the good of vendorkind.
Encino is a nice community in the southern part of the San Fernando Valley. It’s a little outside of our normal circle in the Los Angeles sprawl, but we were excited to return to what was the rather unfortunately named 28th Annual Taste of Encino.
Why unfortunate? When they say “Taste,” you shouldn’t expect to find good food, or the restaurants of Encino. Expect to sample the varied experiences & concerns of Encino. And eat fair food, at your peril.
Last year, we had a marginal event, with sales of $506 against a booth fee of $150. It fit on our calendar, though, so we scheduled our return with high hopes and a bigger plan.
New Ideas
- As with almost all of our events this year, we changed to a double booth for 2015.
- By signing up early for our booths, we saved 10% off the application fee.
- We were invited to use their app to make a promotional offer to anyone visiting our booth. They gave us “signage” to promote that offer. What they gave us was a piece of paper with a color picture printed on it, and a hand written copy of our offer scrawled on it. Not the way to impress in an upscale community. Or with a discerning vendor selling a premium product like Mrs M.
Observations
- For an event trying to use social media, their lack of a graphic to share promoting their event is hard to fathom. The single graphic they produced, the above “poster,” was not readable. Bad plan. Oh, but they got all of their sponsor logos on it. And it was STILL a bad plan.
- We arrived at 7am (the street was officially available at 6am). Unfortunately, our booth location was not yet marked. I watched the guy scrawl our booth numbers on the asphalt, and when I asked him a question, he looked at me like I was from Mars. He never did answer me. Perhaps he was only capable of chalking asphalt. As Beckett’s Hamm says, “Each to his own speciality.” Clearly, as accurate here as it was with Clov in my favorite Beckett play: Endgame.
- Booth arrangements were terrible. No concept of flow. They put all of the vendors at one end of the street – the farthest position from the food and stage. And the bathrooms. Not good. Not good at all.
- It was hot. Not quite as hot as yesterday in Granada Hills, thankfully, but it was still hot.
- None of the 12 vendors (!) had a good day. As the “nothing over $5” necklace vendor next to us said, “I can’t give this stuff away today.”
- Sitting beside Mrs M, we both opened the apps on our phones for Accuweather. We both looked at Encino weather. Her side of the booth was 2* hotter than mine. No clue how Accuweather makes weather reporting so accurate as to tell how the heat emanating from Mrs M impacts our environment.
- On the other side of our booth was a tanning salon business promoting their brick & mortar store immediately behind their booth. Very nice young ladies were doing a fundraiser for their local fire station (truck 83 even made an appearance for photos!). Good neighbors.
- A surprise guest appearance by Soozy (and family!) of Soozy’s Achy Muscle Rub was a highlight of the day. Before she was gone, I had her quoting Timothy Leary. That’ll teach her to bring up her history paper on the 60s.
- Met some nice vendors, and perhaps some of the conversations I had with “customers” about future special orders will materialize. Good things may still come from appearing at this event. Unfortunately …
- As with yesterday, it was too hot for a fair comparison to last year’s results. HOWEVER, this was a bad event following last year’s marginal event. We will not return in 2016.
- So concludes the story of The Lost Weekend: Part II.
The Food
Sunday Breakfast: Bagels & cream cheese
Sunday Lunch: Pizza by the slice from Mulberry Pizzeria, conveniently located across the street from our booth. Undersauced; not great pizza. Unfortunately. Oh, and the store was rude, telling people they couldn’t sit at a table more than 20 minutes.
Sunday Snack: Water.
Sunday Dinner: Leftover chicken piccata. Mmmmmmmm.
The Facts
- Total miles driven: 102
- Booth cost: $202.50
- # of people we met during the event from the producer: 0
- Total sales: $330
- # containers of product taken: 24
- # boards available: 110
- Sunday alarm: 5:15a
- # transactions: 10
- # soap & lotion vendors: just us
- # woodworking vendors: just us
- Edge grain vs. end grain: 6:0
Boards sold: 6
Cheese Board # 15 – 026. Black Walnut, Hard Maple & Padauk. Edge Grain. 8″ x 10″ x 3/4″.
Cheese Board # 15 – 040. Jatoba, Hard Maple, Canarywood, Purpleheart & Yellowheart. Edge grain. 11-1/2″ x 9-1/4″ x 3/4″.
Hard Maple, Black Walnut and African Teak.
Cheese Board # 15 – 007. Black Walnut, Hard Maple and Padauk. 9″ x 10″ x 1-1/4″.
Medium Surfboard 15 – 03. Hard Maple, Padauk & Yellowheart.
Small Board # 15 – 052. Black Walnut, Hard Maple & Padauk. 7″ x 12″ x 1″.
Where, oh where, are the customers?