From Left, Walter, Ninja and the recently shaved Alfie. 2013.
She Said: The cats’ fur does so much better when I feed them some bacon grease. I need to cook more bacon.
He Heard: You are going to get more bacon soon.
She Meant: It’s spring. The cats are shedding, and I need to help them process all of those fur balls. So, I’m going to cook bacon and feed them the grease. They’ll feel better, their coats will look better, and they won’t be throwing up so much. Oh, and I’ll be cooking with more bacon.
He Understood: Bacon for breakfast.
